I've been drinking coffee all afternoon so decided to get some food into my stomach. Went into Quizno's and saw a sign for something called a "Slammy" (oops! nope, it's a "Sammie"... anyway it doesn't matter much) and ordered it. What a royal fucking ripoff. Look at the picture, and compare it to what you really get. I used their free wifi to complain:

I saw the sign showing an Italiano "Slammy" and it looked good so I ordered it. You've gotta be kidding. I know fast-food joint photos are always misleading but you guys really take the cake. Promise Raquel Welch and deliver Twiggy. Makes me want to see Michael Douglas show up. You ever see the movie "Falling Down"? You ought to watch it someday.

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